A Tale Told By an Idiot

 

Modern life is a tale told by an idiot;

flat-chested, crop-headed, chemicalised women, of indeterminate sex,

and wimbly-wambly young men, of sex still more indeterminate,

and hygienic babies in huge hulks of coffin-like perambulators -

5The great social idiot, it must be confessed,

tells dull, meaningless, disgusting tales,

and repeats himself like the flushing of a W.C.